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This is great. NME has listed the 50 worst lyrics. There really are some crackers that I would have to say were fueled by a seven day acid binge and some that were simply just weird.

These though I thought were pretty interesting...

"Oh babe, I wanna put my log in your fireplace." (Kiss, 'Burn Bitch Burn')

"Let me put my love into you babe, let me cut my cake with your knife." (AC/DC, 'Let Me Put My Love Into You')

"I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why, I call him Gerald." (Pink Floyd, 'Bike')

"I can see that you're fifteen years old. No I don't want your ID." (The Rolling Stones, 'Stray Cat Blues')

"Give me some milk - or else go home." (Bob Dylan, 'Ballad Of A Thin Man')